I love selfless pursuits and doing activities that help humanity. I dream of winning an Oscar, a Tony, and a Pulitzer, smoking cigars, becoming a fashion icon, and being in the roller derby, but not at the same time. I am attracted to fire, pretty paper, and things that glitter. I occasionally contradict myself. I think I would be an elephant if I could choose any animal I wanted to be because they are highly intelligent and loyal to their herd until death. I have my teeth, question religion, accept, ponder, believe, love unconditionally, wish I had more tattoos, once had bird tattoos that looked like rabbit turds, have NEVER stolen money out of fountains in Vegas to spend at the Blackjack table, have eaten a dog biscuit, don’t like lima beans or meat fat (yet I’ve eaten a dog biscuit?), am lulled to sleep by water and wind chimes, like camping, glamping and 4-star hotels, will run in sprinklers, dance in the street, and travel ANYWHERE (on a budget).